"I've just been pulled over!!"
"I'm here, just coming down now"
"For an A1 offence, the harm starting point, 1 harm, A culpability, the starting point is four years with a range of two to seven. It seems to me from the circumstances, as Mr Ponte says, you did not know this officer, you were not putting him in the frame because you had any feeling about him, and as I say, it was his bad luck that he was called [his name was given] at the time that you were saying someone had done that with the name of [the officer]. But considering all the circumstances, I can reduce that sentence to the bottom end of the range, so I will reduce that to a starting point of two years. I then take into account your good character and the positive methods which are set out on your behalf and then reduce that sentence further, but there is no getting away from the catastrophic nature of the effect that you had on the real officer and his family. Nothing that I do is going to make that any better and I do not quite know, and I am not qualified enough to say anything about that."
"Breach of trust or abuse of position or office"
"Serious consequences for an innocent party as a result of the offence (for example time spent in custody/arrest)"
"Serious distress caused to an innocent party (for example loss of reputation)"
"Having determined the category at step one, the court should use the corresponding starting point to reach a sentence within the category range in the table below. … An adjustment from the starting point, upwards or downwards, may be necessary to reflect particular features of culpability and/or harm (for example, the presence of multiple factors within one category, the presence of factors from more than one category (where not already taken into account at step 1), or where a case falls close to a borderline between categories)."
"The tables contain a non-exhaustive list of additional factual elements providing the context of the offence and factors relating to the offender. Identify whether any combination of these or other relevant factors should result in a further upward or downward adjustment. In some cases, having considered these factors, it may be appropriate to move outside the identified category range."
"No previous convictions or no relevant/recent convictions"
"Positive character and/or exemplary conduct, regardless of previous convictions"
"Sole or primary carer for dependent relatives"
"Difficult and/or deprived background or personal circumstances"
"Prospects of or in work, training or education"