"Just ... I'm not putting words in your mouth but how did you get the money?"
"Er, I won it at the bookies"
"Conspiring to pervert the course of justice is treated seriously by the courts. That is hardly surprising. As the Attorney General's Reference (No. 35 of 2009) (R v Binstead)[2010] 1 Cr App R (S) 61 shows the offence 'undermines the very system of criminal justice'. It is especially serious when the defendant is a serving police officer. Someone who is supposed to be upholding the law is undermining it instead. But the courts have to strike a balance between marking the severity of what the police officer has done and reflecting the police officer's true culpability."